"omg! i'm so getting suspended tomorrow for skipping school today.." says lauren

"you could just get your mom to write a note.." jasmine replied..

ah.. the gossips of teenage girls.. seriously.. i basically eavesdrop, well, not eavesdrop cause they were like talking so fucking loud in the bus and i could hear them very VERY clearly since they sat next to me..

lauren : "i'm so gonna do my party this weekend when my parents aren't here.. but my mom's being a bitch.. she told me in the car this morning " the party's not gonna to happen anymore since you punch me in the face last nite.."

at that line, i reacted instinctively like WTF??!? YOU PUNCH YOUR MOTHER??!?! , i dint say that in her face la.. but my body language says it all..

"seriously? you know, we could get like everyone to meet in town, then we could take the bus to your house.."

"yea.. i'm hoping the guys could stay over though, it would be SO MUCH fun.."

me - gives puppy eyes, shouting in my heart " OK! LETS GO YOUR HOUSE PARTY!!"

and bla bla bla bla.. teenage girls, punching mothers, partying, wanting boys to stay over night when parents aren't home.. need i say more??

did i mentioned that they kept staring at this 2 other girls from another high school??

i miss being in high school and the stupid things we use to do there..

looking outside my window

so 2nd week into classes.. assignments coming up.. sigh.. tutorial questions to answer.. a lot of studying to be done.. and i'm sick.. hohoho.. apparently i have a minor infection in my throat.. and this happened ever since i got here.. and i only went to see doctor just now.. its all good.. got me antibiotics..

classes have been fun.. my class has the highest concentration of asian students compared to other classes.. dont believe?? here.. i'll show u..

ladies and gentlemen.. this is Le Cordon Bleu, Semester 2, 2008, Group 1C.


oh.. and ya.. i cut my hair.. =P

notice the first girl on the left, front row.. too bad guys.. she's already taken.. no.. not by me.. DAMN.. hahaha.. =P

lets see... i have 4 hongkies, 3 taiwanese, 3 china chinese, 1 indian, 1 australian, 1 vietnamese and 2 malaysian(guess who)

i don have pictures of other group as this was taken cause my lecturer wanted to put it in his facebook account.. and i stole it from him.. ohohoho

so after this want to write about wad?? i also dono.. havent upload my pictures to facebook cause no unlimited usage of internet here.. sucky..

k la.. tired la.. after this need to study somemore.. wait for my next post

past midnite drinking till morning

so, its julian's brithday today, drinking at his house, his gf surprise him.. steamboat at his house.. drinking sorrows away.. fuck.... hard.. but life is like this.. easy come easy go.. well, it never came in the first place.. thats cause i never had the answer.. :p boo for me...

all the best to my friend.. may you achieve happiness.. and dont be so negative and emo all the time.. be happy, enjoy life..

fuck i'm not good with this.. guys, i'm broke.. send me money!! i cant ask money from dad till sept.. so ya.. save me.. hehehe... :P:P:P

ok.. imma get drunk now.. woot!! love you all, miss you all.. hugz.. muakz...

fucking shit

i woke up and it was night..

i feel like i shouldnt complicate things that are already complicated enough.. so, with this, i shall withdraw myself from anything that has something to do with it.. there.. nuff said..

whoever is reading this and understands this.. good for you.

to those who dont, tough luck

close your eyes, sit back and imagine....................................................................................................antartic!!

yea!!! i'm falling sick.. -_-" no surprise there.. hahaha.. need drink more water, rest more, drink less alcohol, spend less money..

eh.. wad does spending less money got to do with falling sick?? you might ask.. well.. i like bah.. =P

classes havent really started yet.. so its quite boring.. but according to lecturers, assignments will come in as early as week 2 or 3.. ya!! i hate!! hate hate hate..

harvard referencing system, die u fucker!!

dono wad to write.. its 4am here.. later got class at 1pm.. cant slp..

wai ar wai.. =P

i want a bowl of kolo mee now.. kueh chap, laksa, tomato kueh tiaw,and many many more.. hohoho.. making myself hungry only.. i only got indomie but that is good enough.. maggie here dont have curry.. stupiak ang mohs cant eat spicy food..

so i'm pretty much alive, trained andrew norman too well, sigh.. i'm definately goin to hell.. hahahha... but on the bright side, so is he.. ohoho..

anyways... there.. alive and kicking and posting and falling sick.. byes

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today is.. WTF?!?!?!? MCB!!!!!!

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hah.. felt better.. byes.. nites...

responsibilities

i'm moving out of jerome's place tml to another place.. woo!! but the horror.. i moving in with malcolm.. means still drinking.. i'm gonna die early.. hahaha..

classes officially starts next week.. i still dono wad to do.. sigh.. and also i need to study the bus routes all over again, go bank change my addy, go uni change addy.. then i can get my optus phone plan.. n95 8gb.. woo.. wanted iphone 3g, but the plan too exp.. oh wellies

i've been writing too much here.. suddenly i write so many posts.. last time where got like this.. this shows how bored i am.. i need to organize my stuff before uni.. at least i dont have to worry the small things anymore.. new place fully furnished..

jason!! this is so true!!

and reality kicks in

when i mentioned that i already overspent here, i really mean overspent.. sigh.. i did a calculation last nite, conclusion. i need a job.. i don want to be asking money from my dad for no reason.. he has no reason or need to pay for my entertainment.. if i want entertainment, i'll work hard, earn money and party as much as i want, with my own money..

but ya.. singing karaoke now is like normal thing.. but i don sing though.. i tag along with friends.. enjoy enjoy a bit.. and i got drunk last nite in adelaide.. woo!!! lucky got jerome and wai wai to babysit me... sorry guys..

i just needed to release a bit tension.. life can be sucky at times u know.. joce, thanks for listening to me crap last nite.. i still dono wad to do.. hahahah... oh wellies.. let things go with the flow i guess.. u la.. all your fault for not staying here..

KIDS back home.. drinking is not good.. it is bad for u.. dont be like me.. you'll die early.. alcoholics anonymous courses are always available.. join and repent before it is too late..

i want to cry but cant cry.. dono y.. life sucks.. for now.. i'm pretty sure i wont be saying this after my classes start on monday.. hahaha.. i might be moving out of jerome's place soon.. see how... hmmm... quite a lot things to bring ar.. shopping again,.. sigh.. more money.. sorry dad.. i've always been bad at money management.. i know you told me lots of time d.. i guess i'm gonna start to finally learn..

k k.. goin to see house now

you cant break my heart, its liquid. it melted the moment i saw you

ok.. so last nite's post was a bit short.. i wanted to write more but had to stop cause had to drink. tonite is drinking session again.. i've overspent my money and i think i shall start living a monk's life soon.

how did i spent my money? i'm curios too.. mostly on booze, entertainment and food. why do i drink so much? 1, its cold here.. 2, i got entangled in a drama which quite frankly is a bit stressful at times.. but i cannot not do anything about it..

when 1 or your close friend is in trouble, you must help out.. and so i got into this mess.. whooaa.. the drama that follows.. no need to pay money to watch hong kong tvb anymore... i bought 270 dollars worth of liquer.. that is rm810.. dies.. 1 tequila(finish last nite), 1 JD, 1 glenfiddich, 1 smirnoff, 1 moet and chandon, 1 medium dry sherry, and 1 port.

met really fun ppl here.. which is great.. otherwise my life will be boring.. but the same fun ppl is also the drama.. to like or not to like? will i like or will i not like? should i like or should i just leave it? i hate it when i can always give great advice to ppl, be able to help them.. but when it falls upon me i crash.. sucks aint it.

i've been tru my fair share of drama as well.. man it was stressful.. but i'm lucky, cause i always have great friends to help me tru my problems.. but now i'm in adelaide, friends are scattered all over the world.. i just cant get friends to go out on short notice..

while jerome is here, i dont think i can rely on him too much.. he's been kind enough to allow me to stay with him and his brother without rent.. i'm using their internet also.. eat their food, although i do cook for them as well..

need move out soon.. have my own place, then i can emo, cry, stress, wadever i want to do without ppl knowing.. i havent emo enough yet.. classes start next week.. have i told you that every monday is drinking session in class for me?? i have this subject, aesthetics of wine.. basically, we study wine.. and yes, we drink while studying.. i wonder how many students will be left standing after class.. ahahha.. i shall update again on this matter.. i would love to take pictures in class for u guys to see.. but le cordon bleu has strict policies about photographing in class.. need permission 1..

ok.. have to clean my section of the room.. clothes that needs to be kept..

life is a never ending drama

so.. i've been here for a week already.. no place for me to stay, so still crashing at jerome's place.. i went for first day of orientation and skipped the next day and went the next day and then skip again.. tml must definately go for the trip.. :P

got my uniforms all done.. will post up pics in facebook when i decided to camwhore with it.. drinking non stop since i got here, spent lots of money.. but its all good.. had lots of fun to go along with it.. not to mention dramas.. phew.. glad its over.. =P

so basically, i'm still alive, cold and friend's coming over to visit in 2 days time.. ok.. got to go d.. friends asking me drink again.. chaozzzzzz

And the clock tower strikes 12

Its been 3 days since i came adelaide. good news is, i'm enjoying myself here. bad news is i havent found a place to stay, good news is temporarily staying at jerome's place. bad news is enjoying myself too much..

met up with yee hon and his friends last nite.. I am so getting guitar heroes.. got a wee bit tipsy and woke up at 8. took a while for me and ben to remember wad was goin on.. hahhaha.. went to glenelg, its a beach if u must know.. and it is the starting of winter here.. OMFG.. well.. wasnt as cold as i thought it would be.. =P

after that we met up with ben's family and got invited over to their house.. the view from their house was so nice i got a man-gasm.. No kidding.. i want a house like that too!!! i lazy la wanna talk about his house.. i know, yee hon know, his friends know enough la.. no need whole world know.. =P i syiok syiok sendiri cukup la..

dinner with my uncle from sydney at some chinese restaurant at chinatown.. food was great, service so -so, price was damn cheap!, well.. at least according to my uncle.. and i can only eat like this when got ppl pay.. i need to start living a student life..

anyway.. i have decided to ditch my prepaid sim card here and get an optus plan.. heh.. hooray for jocelyn! still got to wait though.. ipod 3g coming out next week.. heh heh heh.. drools..

enoughs for today!! i need sleep.. got lots to do still.. arghish.. i wish life wasnt so difficult.. hahahha

Adelaide

I have arrived in adelaide! no worries guys.. i am safe and at friend's house.. i just cooked laksa them somemore.. hahahah no worries mom.. i am under protection for now.. hahahah..

will start hunting house tml and all important things..

just to say i'm loving here.. cold!!!

Inn

last 1

Sitting alone in changi airport with no friends and internet access is bad for you.. This is the 3rd post I’m coming up with.. How to die??

Oh the horror.. I just realise I dint update my online game.. My resources gonna be full.. Dint upgrade my storage capacity.. Sigh.. Resources gone to waste..

I can fit all that I wrote into 1 super duper funky ultra longily longest post.. But nah.. Wouldn want to bore you guys now would I..

I would play game.. But I realise I have no mini games.. Hahaha.. U surely don’t expect me to play halo 2 or c&c 3 in front of everyone.. I did considered dota.. U know.. Anything to pass time.. But its still playing games in public and I am leeching off their electricity.. Though I do wish I can leech off their wireless connection as well.. There’s Ethernet socket here.. I wonder if need password.. Hehhe.. But sadly.. All my tech stuffs in luggage and those are checked in all the way to Adelaide..

My mom did asked me to bring a short Ethernet cable.. I told her no need.. Oh how I regret those words of mine now.. Ok.. After debating whether to get alcohol in Singapore or Adelaide.. I’ve still havent decided.. Hahaha.. =P

After all this writing, how can I forget to bitch about wad they fucking charge me.. RM590 for fucking 5kg overweight.. I thought it was goin to be 20 to 30++ per kg.. fucking 100++ for a fucking kg.. BLOODY BLOODSUCKERS!!!!! DIE!!! I’m using MAS from KCH to SIN and Qantas from SIN to ADL in case you‘re wondering.. If you dono wad the short forms meant, 1. I don’t give a damn. 2. You’re not paying attention to wad I’m writing (pay attention to 1 now). 3. My posts bores you.. (oh damn.. I‘m hurt.. Wad does number 1 says??) 4. You’re just browsing for fun.. And in that case I suggest you go google and search for IATA codes..

If you’re an employer of MAS or Qantas and its not suppose to total that much of money, please don’t fucking tell me unless you’re the man, u know orang besar, boss.. Hmm.. don’t understand?? Fucking director slash executive slash the man who runs the business, idiot!! and you wanna refund me or apologize in the form of a 1st class return open ticket to anywhere in the world.. in that case I would happily sing praises about your company for the rest of my life or until you fucked up on me again..

Its 5pm on 1st july 2008 now.. Dinner time.. Then I dono lor.. Hahahah heheheh hohohoh huhuhuh hihihih..

Lesson to be learnt make friends in every single part of the world.. Especially countries you’re planning on visiting..

Enough la for today.. Later you all hate me for giving you this crap.. =P ahh.. But you see.. I’m not in kuching to give you guys this lameness of me anymore.. So to help you guys slowly not miss me so much.. This will have to do.. =P I know I’m rite..



Yew Inn

2nd part

J to the C! A to the N! Dengan ini dimaklumkan bahawa kuasa kuasa “Boss” kini telah diserahkan kepada budak yang sepatutnya terbang tertapi tidak terbang bernama C to the A with a J a.k.a. Stranger Number tWo atas undian 3 kepada 2 dengan 3 berkatakan bersetuju dan 2 undian rosak. 3 ahli yang bersetuju adalah, Boss ketiga, GYI, Calon DY and Calon ML. Undian rosak ialah, Boss pertama AN dan Boss kedua JC kerana tidak hadir semasa sesi undian dijalankan..

Peralihan Kuasa adalah disebabkan Boss ketiga terpaksa berundur kerana hal hal yang teramat mustahak dan terpenting dalam hidupan peribadiannya.. Seperti yang anda tengah bacakan, Bahasa nya pun bukan calang calang ok!

Dah bosan la I tulis macam tu tadi.. Tak suka la I.. yang sebenarnya.. Leper leper pun I tak suka..

Mek suka ngan baashaa swak.. Tapi kat sinun sik da orang kelakar swak..

Got comment? Post on my face book.. Cause I sure blardy hell don’t play with my chat box.. I’m still figuring where on earth is the fucking codes..

Oh.. And only the aforementioned 5 person can comment.. Those who are not of these 5.. Who cares.. I don’t even bother.. Unless given power by the current boss then I have no say.. Since he’s the all powerful now.

HEEEEEEEE.. =P


Good luck in studies guys.. I try come back year end for camp.. wasn’t satisfied with wad I had done for the bbq last year.. Wanna make it biggest, flashiest, grandiest this year.. Way above wad they can ever do and never will they surpass it.. But before that, pray that I get a job.. If not then its bye bye silly dream.. hahahah

my 3 parts boredom in singapore

So having arrived at Singapore, my first thought was like OMG!! KNN CCB.. Sorry la if I’m being sakai But I havent step into Singapore for a very long time already.. Talk about horror.. Oh wait.. When was the last time I came Singapore….? (cicadas calling.. Owls hooting..)

Thanks people for sending me off from airport.. At least it wasn’t lonely as I had thought it would be.. Mom dint cry.. I thought she would.. Huh.. I guess she actually don’t mind me traveling alone.. She cried when my eldest bro left, then my second bro left, cried also.. I left, dint cry.. Bwahahaha.. I am special.. =P either that or she’s just sick of crying every time her kid runs away overseas to study.. =D or.. She don’t love me.. NAH.. She loves me too much.. I’m the most pampered son in my family.. **Note I use pampered son.. My sister’s the one pampered most in the family**

BUT.. Someone did cry and someone who was suppose to cry dint cry.. BOOOOO!!!! So much for saying you’ll cry.. But, at least you wore a dress the other nite.. =D free booze for you when I get back.. And I seriously hope your not reading this.. And if you are, I’m limiting it to 1 litre.. =P

OH.. Did I mentioned that I’m writing this in changi airport.. But on words instead of on blogger.. Since I need to register to be able to connect, and I kinda fucked up my registration.. So yea.. Haha.. No internet for this dumm dumm.. Boo to me..

Friends.. Yew Inn has left the country into…..
…..
EXILE?????


NOT!!

OH no.. I’m still lame.. But if you ask my friends, they call me jim carrey.. Well, not all of them but most of them.. Did I mention I have lamer friends?? Yup yup.. KNC is one of em.. And a few more others..

Today, no sui chabo at airport.. I wear so engtao thought can see chiobu.. I’ve suddenly been asked to expand the wawaweewa empire in Adelaide.. Tot got eye candy.. So much for lala land.. But then again.. This is airport.. All the lalas are in town.. Boo to me.. Oh shit.. AGAIN!

Oh Oh.. Back to the emo post as being ask by champ.. Hmmm.. Leaving home for a few hours.. Knowing I wont be coming back for quite some time.. BWAH.. SUICIDAL.. Wanna Die.. Champ.. Good enough???

I’m bored.. Stupid Changi internet need registering.. Kids, get maxis.. Got maxis here can use.. No digi..

Wait a minute.. I just realise something.. Both my brothers left kuching possessing a credit card.. FROM MY MOM!! WHERE’S MINE?!?!?!?!?!? KNN CCB WTF TSUCDDC!!!!!!!

MOM!!!!!!

Have you heard.. I’m not posting anymore pics here.. Too damn lazy to do it.. Instead it’ll be up in my face book and since only ppl I know I add on fb, it serves this blog’s purposes well.. I can keep on updating to my friends that I’m not dead and they can see how fat I’ve become.. They read the stories here then proceed to see my pics or vice versa..

This is the starting off my posting spree since I have a few more hours to spare before my flight.. Heh heh heh.. Be prreePPAARREEEDDD!!

Vacation seems so far away

So in a few hours I'll be flying off to Adelaide.. No its not for vacation. I'm going to study.. Sigh.. 7 months of not doing anything academic at all.. I wonder if i can restart my brain..

have to write something emo now...

emo....

hmmmm....

Stupid champton!! i cant think of anything emo to write la.. sheesh..

i'm super excited bout leaving to study, how can i be emo??? other than missing family, friends and food.. i cant wait to leave.. i dono why.. i hope i dont cry later.. oh.. my sis just wished me goodbye, she's goin school so she cant send me off.. =P

i dint sleep the whole night packing.. i should probably write proper english now since i'm goin to have to in uni later.. sigh..

i stop here for the time being.. cant think of anything.. when i think of something i'll write again..

chester ashton john!! you lousy bro said his debt is already settled tru me.. dont ask me.. ask him yourself.. he's coming home anyway.. i wont be here to drink with you guys... haiz..

Kids, alcohol is bad.. unless you wanna end up like the list of ppl below..

Alvin Geoffrey James
Andrew Norman
Champton Alistair John
Chester Ashton John

But to be fair, they werent like that before.. i wonder who's the bastard who led them down the road to hell..

xoxo to kuching
thank you and goodbye